My first blog

So this is my first entry on my first ever blog. I don't want to say anything in particular other than I'm quite excited about doing this for the first time. Not in the same way that I was excited about doing the sex for the first time, that was incredibly exciting. It was with a girl called Michelle (she was not a chav but she was Northern!) and it was on the sofa in the living room of her parents. Sweet. It was also my first experience of a front opening bra which confused me in the same way that Einstein must have struggled with the theory of evolution until realising (as I have just done) that it was in fact written by Darwin - bugger!